Letter of Farewell To Ashley Cole
Dear Mr. A. Cole,
How you doing mate? All good with Cheryl I hope...Just thought I should send you a letter as an Arsenal fan as a "letter of farewell" as you seem to be going to our old chums down the road at Chelsea shortly...Just wondering...
Seen the world of Chelsea recently…The William Gallas saga? Still think Arsenal treats players so bad? Yes our club wont pay you stupid amounts of money “earned” from notoriously cynical business deals in the world oil trade (Mr. Abramovich…yes im taking to you)….BUT we treat players with the respect they deserve when they do deserve it, not when you go behind their back and commit adultery with Chelsea Football Club…our club has history and honour…not a couple years of success from buying the most expensive players in the world. If Arsenal treated players so badly then great legends of the game from foreign lands wouldn’t have stayed here for so long…Like Dennis Bergkamp…Thierry Henry…but then again those players aren’t after huge sums of money just to feed their popstar wife.
In contrast to what Chelsea have done or are saying they will do to Gallas for his minute crime in contrast to your deception attempt…we have been pretty graceful and generous to forgive you for what you did in the first place…you got a nice new contract and that’s that…BUT NO….get it over and done with and leave for your own security…not physical so much (even though that is debatable) but more your mental security…if you stayed now you would STILL be hated by all of the Arsenal fans and would never be the same player again.
Thank you for what you have done in the past, you truly are a great player…but a stupid one who will look back and read M. B. Zaidi’s famous words on ArsenalReview.com in five years time and realise what a stupid mistake you made.
I once met you…down at the Chigwell parade of shops…I had a picture taken with you and you seemed like a nice guy…I had a laugh and a joke with you and then you drove away…the first time I had met a footballer face to face…you were one of my favourite Arsenal players on the pitch and when you played for England you were the first one I looked for on the sheet…I truly DON’T THINK YOU ARE A BAD GUY or anything of that sort, just one that made a mistake and now after partially redeeming yourself…have jumped back into the cockpit of hell where your potential “Arsenal Legend” title has disintegrated and is tainted with the memory of this betrayal.
I will tell you why I am speaking harsh words because you are one of our own and have grown up as an Arsenal boy…your football is truly as fluid and brilliant as our team plays and that is why you fit into OUR TEAM…a team that plays attacking football with verve and incisive passes…you are a limited supply of “one of our own” players…and that is why it feels so terrible that you are doing these stupid things a second time round. That is why you are now going to be hated by Arsenal fans when you could have easily been the next captain and a true Arsenal legend…it’s a terrible shame and a pity because the time I met you I really felt glad that you were one of “our own”…It feels like my child has run away from home and gone to live with my worst enemy…for a bribe…a cheap bribe of simple cash…not being part of a great club playing in the best stadium in the UK for the fans that have supported you for so long….
Ashley…good luck for the future and beyond…thanks for the memories of the “un-beatables” season and everything else, that goal you scored in the champions league…BUT there are some actions that carry consequences…and this time the consequences are not so pretty…Have a nice life…
Yours Sincerely
Mohammed Bilal Zaidi
posted by ArsenalReview.co.uk @ 11:07 PM
47 comments
47 Comments:
Well said. I couldnt agree more with you and all the other ArseBloggers about CMr A.Cole
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Without a soul
Sounds good. Lose the boy. Traore is the way forward. The next Fab4
Funny you should post this. I too have penned a letter to Ashley Cole. Give me a sec, I'll cut and paste it here.
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Dear Ashley Cole,
Cock off, you f*****g c**t. Go get your Russian blood money. I hope you trip over your wallet and break your legs, you greedy little turd of a man.
Best wishes,
Me.
Great letter, so true!
we all know why he's goin 2 chavski, they'r sponsored by samsung, all the mobile phones he could want/ fit up there.
well said i nearly piss myself fell out of my chair thats top class wit well said my fellow gooner very funny
I can't believe anyone would treat arsenal like this anymore, name one player that has kicked up a stink and left that has gone on to great things? If you screw arsenal you are cursed for all eternity. i hope Ashley enjoys his year at Chelsea, where he is injured, loses all his form, is dropped by ingerland, that tweedy chick is sleeping with Lampard and ends up this time next year, being transferred to Leyton Orient, so long Cole.
ashley cole is going nowhere. ashley is a great player who has made bad mistakes and has now become a punchbag for all u frustrated gooners who dont get no sex. he wants to stay for all the reasons u have said. if he goes its cos david dein cant stand him. dein is a prat, so is ashley. vieira never liked dein neither. the club comes 1st, not cole, not dein. i hope ash stays for the good of the club.
He is not realising what he is leaving behind. This must be the most painful move-out in Arsenal's history.
There were times when I felt, how could he stab us in the back.Right now , most gooners dont care whether he stays or not. He is no longer part of our plan.
Get the cash ,and go and buy Anton.
a lot of the things that have been said from fans about Ashley Cole has nothing to do with class, just frustration and anger.
I couldn't care less if the whole team was a bunch of homosexuals. I rate the players and the team by their footballing skills, not their sexuality, but unfortunately homophobia is one of the last skeletons in the football closet.
If Arsenal-fans wants to have the same class as the club we love, these are the kind of comments that we should stop to post.
Roy
Norwegian Arsenal-fan.
For the posters who condemn the blatant homophobia in couple of posts, I'm totally with you.
I don't like what Cole has done, and I hope he truly regrets leaving the Arsenal, but unlike some, I don't have to show my ignorance by posting homophobic comments.
Unfortunately, all this proves is that we have ignorant fans, just like most teams. No doubt if you pulled them up on it, they would resort to the 'I'm only joking' tired excuse. For a club that leads the way in the amount of fans from ethnic minorities (of which I am one), 'fans' like these are pretty piss poor excuse, and I hold them in as much contempt as I do Spuds fans.
So Ashley, please go to CSKA Chelskov, and take these idiotic posters with you.
Why the hell is Dein a prat, Cole instigated the meeting with Chelski, Dein and the board had every right to do what they did and I applaud them for doing it. Secondly a deal of 55k per week was agreed however Cole decided Arsenal should pick up his agents 5k per week tab, where Dein and the board basically said no chance, he is your agent we agreed the wage, you pay him..
Hence all these rumours etc coming from the Cole camp.
There is only 1 person to blame here and that is Cole...Do not blame anyone else.
Dein isn't blameless. Yes, recruiting Arsene was the best piece of business the club has ever done - but even that doesn't give DD carte blanche to be the arrogant, smug tool he is.
But hey, thanks for everything, Ash. Now just fuck off already.
This is an Arsenal blog about an Arsenal player. If all you friends of the earth, gay pride people feel that a tongue in cheek, homophobic comment is the biggest atrocity in the world today pick up a newspaper and grow the fuck up.
Regarding the point in hand, if Cashley comes out at the Emerites next season for us or anyone else I'll boo the little cunt relentlessly.
I have never booed a player in an Arsenal shirt, but this spoilt little shit deserves all the abuse that comes his way.
Keep your pants on.The guy haven`t been sold and might not be.There will be several new twists in this saga.
That isn't the point. He doesn't deserve to play for our club, so whatever happens he has lost my support for good. I hope we sell him to the highest bidder and bring in somebody who is proud to play for the Arsenal.
i wish we didnt need the money.. then we can keep cashley cunt in d reserves for d next two years and let him rot there like he deserves to..
come on Arsenal.. teach him a lesson.. keep the wanker..
Cutting our nose off to spite our face is not going to help the club.
Oh God - Pass me a bucket. This is getting ridiculous. Just for a moment, step back from all this and look at what you're doing. You're writing a child like letter to a premiership footballer on your web site, like somehow he's going to read it, or like there's even some point. If he did read it, do you think he'd care? He's not THAT stupid - He knows exactly what's coming to him if he leaves for Chelski and it obviously doesn't worry him.
Hasn't this thing been done to death? It's all going to be over soon (one way or another) so why not concentrate on something else? Perhaps some articles on new players coming through or something similar would be better?
Just leave it to Arséne.
If you dont like it dont fucking read it.
It is only the biggest betrayal ever to hit the club. Much better writing about a Ghanain centre back that no fucker has ever heard of.
actually Mr Matthew... we really think Cashley Cunt IS that stupid.. heh heh.. seriously.. this is the same guy who lent his car to gooner reject Jermaine Pennant despite.... u know how d rest goes...
is this cole thing gettin boring or what! ffs hes a twat dein is a cock but with the clubs best interests at heart, which no one can ever fault. arsene doesnt know all the time, hes human. and chelsea will win the league again at a cantor. our kids will strugle for 4th, theres about as much chance of us putting together a title challange as cole getting a standing ovation at emirates when he turns up wearin blue. any1 disagree is living in a different universe.
Chelsea rent boy
Chelsea rent boy
oh oh
Ashley might have to give Jose and Kenyon some head to get his move now...
The stakes have been upped biatch.
Woohoo - here come all the apologists.
some points
1) Ashley's behaviour is dire and I have no more time for him - I just want him to go.
2) To the people that posted their homophobic comments - you lot are a bunch of tools. What's next - coating off blacks? asians? the disabled?
You're all a joke and trying to justify your words a free speech put you on the same level as the bigots aforementioned. It's not often I'm ashamed of fellow gooners but I am now. Please do me a favour and go and support Chelsea, where you'll find intolerant fools just like yourself.
For fucks sake grow up. Have a look at the grammar on the homophobic comments and you'll soon realise that they are written by silly little children that generally have these conversations every day in the playground and because of the school holdays are venting their spline on us. For anyone to get agitated by it is a little churlish. Consign them to the bin where they deserve to be and get on with your life. This is a football blog after all, and if that offends you never go to away games, or you'll be reduced to tears.
Thank you all for your comments...just a quick word to some of the posters...I am someone who loves to hear from anyone who wants to leave a comment so please don’t hesitate to do so...however please keep to the topic and lets not talk about homosexual-ness etc...because I know that all sorts of people read from this website so I wouldn’t want people to be unnecessarily offended because of comments regarding sexuality or anything else offensive.
Also a word to the poster "Mathew" who said I wrote a "child like letter" etc etc...thank you for your opinion and as I said I don’t mind people not liking what I write because you cant please everyone but at the same time I will say that majority of the people that read it actually did like it and for your information this article is nothing to do with Ashley Cole actually reading it...that is far from it...you obviously didn’t understand the concept of it if you thought I was actually trying to contact Ashley Cole...if I wanted to do that I would send it in the post to his contact address or online...obviously I wasn’t trying to contact him...this is my website where I can express my creative abilities and I don’t see anyone else on an Arsenal website trying to write in different styles and having a bit of fun…a bit of wit with a bit of honesty and my opinion on the way things have gone….Sorry if I seemed like a child.
As for writing other articles I indeed do write about most topics to do with Arsenal including transfer news and similar subjects, but right now this IS the most talked about topic to do with Arsenal and that is why thousands of people come to this website to read about what is happening NOW...not made up transfer rumours...if you want to read about those just pick up a copy of the Sun and you will see pages full of made up storys...But just to reiterate...thank you for your constructive criticism...I will think about it next time I write anything on this website or any other letter I write to Ashley Cole...Good day mate.
i hope mr cheryl tweedy leaves asap. getting real tired of the stories now. honestly cant be arsed with what happens to him anymore. although a mental image of the juventus saga happening to chelski is a thought even i cant pass up. think about it viera went to juve and they went down. if Cashley pisses off to chelsea, they could be playing championship footie next season. ex arsenal players are cursed. hmmmmmmm wot a thought.
nicely sed bilz....erm i couldnt agree more! im not an arsenal fan but i agree wiv what u said. ashley could have been a great legend but like wayne bridge, like scott parker, like shaun wright-philips he goin 2 chelsea n then regret it...n e ways good luck to ashley.
Lets get one thing straight stating that Ashley Cole likes a mobile inserted into his anus is not homophobic. If someone had said that Cheryl liked some mobile action not a comment would have been made. That would have been slagging off his wife and therefore should have been termed by the shocked bloggers as what? Wifeophobic, hetrophobic? Some of you are just waiting to be offended. (That was not a homophobic comment by the way). Stop being so pedantic you knobs. (again not meant to be pedanticophobic or knobophobic)
Is right McG. If Ashley enjoyed a big ice cream no-one would say anything but include the fact that he likes it up his pipe and all of a sudden you are a homophobe.
Why does everyone get upset about dissing faggots. I dont understand y u have to like something u disagree with.
AW should only sell cole for the right price. Remember his emarks the other day about "the price of english players" £25m-30m as hes twice the player carrick is
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN ASHLEY, YOUR THE ONLY ENGLISHMAN LEFT (UNLESS YOU CALL THEO ENGLISH!!!)
THE FRENCH HAVE WELL AND TRULY TAKEN OVER
GO NOW.........
AND NO ARSENAL DON'T TREAT
Eh Jim and Fairy Henry....you are the same person aren't you?
Fuck off back to the Manure pages you queer
LOL I have to admit I found this comment rather amusing indeed:
"Lets get one thing straight stating that Ashley Cole likes a mobile inserted into his anus is not homophobic. If someone had said that Cheryl liked some mobile action not a comment would have been made."
LOLLLL
don't be so stupid..........as if Ashley Cole CAN read!!!!
To McG and East of the Grove
For the first few years of my life I couldn't go to games because of the blatant racism that was rife in the game, therefore I feel strongly if another minority group is treated in the same way.
Obviously, us that are waiting to be offended (what a numbnutz comment THAT was) should ignore this as history has proved if you ignore something, it goes away.
The ARSENAL have a great record in encouraging ALL minorities to watch football, and therefore I feel that I have the right to comment when hillbillies like some, who are probably neither from a ethnic or sexual minority, try and say ignore it.
Nevertheless, I realise that most here have no interest in the bigotry which stops people of a certain demographic from visiting or watching the game, and neither do they have the brains to realise that homophobia and racism are intrinsically linked, so I'll say no more and just wait for the bile which will surely follow.
I hadn't realised that inserting mobile phones up one's anus would indicate someone was gay.
Surely this fetish makes one a phoneosexual?
Anyway, Cashley is an utter cunt. What more is there to be said?
Cashley Cow is an idiot and I dont believe anyone can defend him. and as for dein, vieira never had a problem with him. he had a problem with hill-wood.
But let's face it cashley just got greedy.
I guess footballers dont care about the fans anymore
Every club has childish, idiotic fans and the fact that there are some on this Arsenal site does'nt mean that all the fans of Arsenal act this way. The internet is open to everyone, from real fans to those fools and so you can't blame the sites for the action of these few individuals. All you have to do is ignore those comments if you don't want to read them.
Jesus get of your high horse (6.34). I am in no way advocating homophobia, rascism or any other sort of abuse. I detest it, but simply stating a fact that someone has placed a mobile in his rectum is a statement of fact not a term of abuse. And please note I did not use any of the slang abusive terms. There is no doubt these things are rife in the game today but how dare you try to place me in this bracket.
And "numbnutz" I am from a minority background so please leave your preconceptions at the door.
What is your take on someone being abused for being fat, ginger, tall, short, etc... do you still get upset or is it only high profile groups you defend.
When we slag of refs do you turn crimson with outrage at the abuse of this minority group and try to get others to see sense. Do you fuck. Knob.
anonymous (9:08)...grow up...trying to equate the word 'cunt' with 'faggot' or any other derogatory word used for one minority or another is ridiculous.....while it may be childish trying to turn this into a feminist issue is a load of bollocks (oh dear...i guess im being sexist against males there)...while in the usa cunt might be slightly more offensive than it is in britain doesnt mean it is being used to degrade females...if you call someone a dickhead, a wanker, a prick...are you being sexist? while cunt may be crude it is in no way a sexist remark so you can just fuck off back to your politically correct high horse and stop trying to equate a crude swearword with racism or homophobia which are, trust me, a hell of a lot worse than the use of cunt
(excuse my language)
we were talking about cole. keep the discrimination argument on the appropriate pages. arsenal review is not it.
Cole is trying to outrank Sulky Anelka in terms of worse treatment against Arsenal.
Somehow meeting by chance in a hotel with Jose as well as your agent and super agent guy at the same time and day is unbelievable to the extreme limit. even then if you had said "er! Hi, Jose. I have to go. Hope you enjoy this place's food. I did. Bye!" and left immediately no problem for everybody. But no! somehow Jose or his companions' cologne/perfume etc held you in such a trance you were unable to leave and ended up yakking and discussing contracts etc etc though initially you tried to deny such a meeting.
Look here, man! Your case is totally different from Sven's case as his personal life vs work life but yours covered the employment section- because place of residence when a employee is definitely work-related!!
Of course, you still cant see logic(is Jose/companion accompanyings' perfume/cologne that mesmerising ) and understand that report had to be made and your getting fined etc had to occur. So you whack a book with such weirdness and sultryness with insults.
Vieira's case is lot different from yours, dude. btw look at Chelski, and see how quickly Gallas lost his number 13-though he will be there at best to complete his contract of 1 year left. Also, see the patience and how 'family-like' that boss said he is- though he does not respect other's family with his stupid attitude and arrogance. You, in my opinion, were one of the few England players in WC2006(Germany) who did above average at least. Respect-wise due to your book and other things - there is a minimum, if any left from me.
lets get shot if him - give the £25m to Arsene and let him do his magic ! it will come back to haunt Cashley Cunt and Jose Moanrinho.
i saw the pic of ashley on arsenal.com playing for the reserves against in the new shirt(a sight i hoped never to see) and it broke my heart. I aint the biggest reyes fan in the world, (he's clearly an idiot) but the kid just wants to go home, ashley can talk about being "fed to the sharks" but he knows as well as everyone else that its about money, hes got two prem medals that he earned, theres no glory in winning the title over at rubles fc. The critcism of david dein is unfair, he might not be everyones cup of tea but hes arsenal through and through, as for the homophobic stuff, just look past it, you aint going to change peoples mindsets on a forum. I think 99% of us agree, fuck ashley cole, sell him to the highest bidder and then bring the title to the Emirates
May I point an error in yourr Letter to Ashley Cole. I believe you used a word rather wrongly, the 2nd to the last word in the 2nd paragraph in this case.............
I find it rather strange that people get upset about "homophobia", "rascism" and stuff but no-one bats an eyelid when you rant on about Chelski, Russia etc. Is it OK to slag off Eastern Europeans? And by the way Abramovich is not Russian he is a Jew of Baltic Extraction.
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