Tevez & Mascherano In Shock West Ham Move

By Bilal Zaidi

Oh my GOSH….who on Gods green Earth would have guessed that all the reports of Tevez and Mascherano’s agent being in London was so that they could go on a season long loan to…wait for it….WEST HAM. It is apparently on their clubs official site and was reported on Sky Sports News moments ago so I assume this is 95% true.

I am now officially going to poke myself in the eye with a pen…Yes I didn’t expect either to sign for us as my last article says, BUT no way did I think these two would be on there way to West Ham…no disrespect to West Ham or its fans…just that they are two of the most promising players coming out of South America and for West Ham to get them is fantastic business for them…and you would have expected some of the “bigger” teams like Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal etc to be interested in them at least. It just means two out of those players listed aren’t coming to Arsenal…

I will now leave so I can pass my time and hopefully by the end of the day we would have purchased someone…£500,000 for the Scottish striker is my best bet…I really can’t contain my excitement…Well done West Ham and come on Arsene I have hope in you :|….Good day all.

  • Pavstab

    As a Hammers fan, it’s good to see such generous comments. Regardless of the ulterior motives of the duo’s ‘owner’s’ (what a dreadful concept) MSI, this must constitute a huge coup for West Ham. It’ll be a real joy to see such talent parade their skills in east London, albeit for a few months.

  • Anonymous

    wenger is seriously winding me up….. and our season is in tatters already, and we can only hope for UEFA cup this season i bet…..

    west ham sign teves and mashereno and we sign… wait for it.. Odd Job – some 18 year old Japanese wonderkid……… wow, wenger u’ve really excelled yourself this summer

  • Anonymous

    Some of you people are seriously ungrateful muthafuckers.

    Wenger has given his life to Arsenal – he has delivered success and beautiful football.

    He is nurturing a dream side.

    Just shut the fuck up you ignorant piece of shit and if you want instant success with ‘established’ players then support Chelsea.

    God you people make me sick.

  • Anonymous

    I think Wenger is preparing his side to win the 2009/10 season. Who needs young and brilliant players like Tevez and Mascherano when you have Song and Van Persie in your team? Another young player like Ito should bring more revenues from merchandice sales in Japan.

    Drawing with a team we thrashed 5-0 last season (i dont care if it’s new manager syndrome) and losing to the other Manchester team, and still Wenger believes he has a good squad. Sorry for Henry, he should’ve join Barca in May. With Hamburg replacing their players with experienced and quality players, Moscow is definitely a very difficult place to get a good result and Mourinho assiting his former team (Porto), I guess, playing in the UEFA Cup and finishing mid-table is the best we can hope for.

  • aua

    of course wenger has done an outstanding job at arsenal, no doubt about that but it will be nice to see some established star names in. mascherano is the player i REALLY want, who would have expected him to go to west ham with the choice of teams available to him, along with tevez. i would like to say that was great business to west ham for pulling out this coup because if it happens it will be a superb move for them, but i won’t say that because i’m a jealous, selfish fuck who wanted both the players at arsenal…..

  • gooner

    ive supported arsenal for over 25 years and wenger is the best thing thats happened to us, if he dont sign any 20 mill superstars then im sure he will create some of his own from our very promising youngsters!

  • Anonymous

    Wenger believes his current squad is good enough to bring success at the end of the season. He clearly not interested to buy anyone rite now and only he knows the influence of Reyes n Cole bring to the club. But please, I dont wanna hear any complains from Wenger in the future especially about the squad is young and needs more time to rebulid.

    Wenger have the time and the money to buy but he choose to content with what he has now. With the ticket prices so high, I guess, it’s all bout business. The football, the fans, the players is not the priority anymore.

  • Anonymous

    There were rumours a year or so ago about Wet Sham being used a shop window for these players.

    They are owned by Jiarbiachoon (spelling?) who reported paid US$45m for the pair. He is looking to make a profit say to sell at US$60 at least.

    Who could afford that? The Russian mafia for one, maybe McGlazer Utd, but defo Juve if they come straight back.

    Shame – it would have been great to have got Mascherano.

  • dovbloom

    absolute joke……. love wenger or question wenger, we all know that we are gonna be so gutted this season. no experience no umph in the team. what happens when Titi gets moody as we all know he does. Ppl are worried what will happen when we play Man United??? im worried about playing Reading at the moment. And no congrats to West Ham. They are being used by Abromovich like a hoar. We all know this deal is done to see how they cope in England before chelsea fork out 50mil for them next summer or even in Janueary.

    One last thing i dont htink ppl think of. If we finish outside the top 7 which is a distinct possibilyu unless we sign miricles in the next 10 hours, Do u think Henry will be happy at the end of the season and we all know who will be knocking on his door….. Barca… laugh, curse me do whatever.. in all our hearts we know it could happen

  • Anonymous

    No Cl for us this year and i’ll see Henry gettin pissed off and leaving cus he is 29 now

  • Anonymous

    As usual everyone’s going to one of two extremes; the truth is, naturally, in the middle.

    Wenger is creating an unbelievably good young squad, saving the club a huge amount of money. It is, of course, far better to produce players like Toure through Wenger’s system than to spend £30m on muppets like Rio Ferdinand.

    However, there is a clear gap in the squad at centre back, and our (apparent) failure to land Gallas or another quality partner for Toure is very worrying. It’s also worrying that Cashley and Reyes are still, as far as we know, Arsenal players. Hopefully they’ll be gone by lunchtime. Baptista does not fill me with hope – he’s constantly said that he prefers Real Madrid to the Arsenal and hasn’t shown any enthusiasm for playing in the red and white.

    As for the Argentinians – well it seems there are strange forces at work. This company that owns their club and thus their contracts clearly wants more money than we can offer, so the idea is to show Europe how good they are and secure millions from Chavski / Real Madrid / Inter in nine months’ time. This is rather depressing but we mustn’t lose site of all the positives – Cesc, Theo, Merida, Toure, Eboue, Clichy, Persie, not to mention that Henry bloke we still have up front.

    Keep the faith, people.

    Julian H
    Row 27 Seat 170

  • Anonymous

    Hey it’s like fighting a mad man who has a gun. Arsenal are dead as no team they can match right now. No disrespect for Arsene but he has really fucked Arsenal. Buying some players who will take five years to develop and expect to compeate with chelsea or manunited No way fool.Song, Hoyte just good for nothing.Mid-table is good enough for Wenger

  • Arsenes_Halo

    We all love Arsenal and naturaly only want what is best for the club. But most of us have jobs and watch maybe a few hours of footie a week. Wenger spends his life watching players, so he knows far more about the game than any of us. He’s twiced as intelligent as most of us.

    Yes losing out on big signings is depressing but, christ, some of you lot are living in a dream world. There is nothing Arsene can do about the two Argentinians being manipualted into going to Stam. There is nothing he can do about Reyes being dim and homesick. There is nothing he can do about Cole being a complete and utter imbecile.

    Arsene knows. Those who slag him of so readily know eff all. Spoilt bastards, you ought to try being a Carlise fan or a Bury fan. But there’s no chance of that as after losing four or five games you’d get bored. Life is all about the rough and the smooth. Instant gratification is all you fella’s want.

  • Anonymous

    We all love Arsenal and naturaly only want what is best for the club. But most of us have jobs and watch maybe a few hours of footie a week. Wenger spends his life watching players, so he knows far more about the game than any of us. He’s twiced as intelligent as most of us.

    Yes losing out on big signings is depressing but, christ, some of you lot are living in a dream world. There is nothing Arsene can do about the two Argentinians being manipualted into going to Stam. There is nothing he can do about Reyes being dim and homesick. There is nothing he can do about Cole being a complete and utter imbecile.

    Arsene knows. Those who slag him of so readily know eff all. Spoilt bastards, you ought to try being a Carlise fan or a Bury fan. But there’s no chance of that as after losing four or five games you’d get bored. Life is all about the rough and the smooth. Instant gratification is all you fella’s want.

  • aua

    TO 11:04AM
    Arsene has made arsenal fc wot it is today. without him we would not have had all those titles and trophies, the new stadium, not to mention the countless number of star players he has moulded, as well as bringing his beautiful style of play which has not only entertained us, but has also captured the hearts of neutrals. so how can “arsene really have fucked arsenal”. ok so he may not be having the best season so far, but this guy is a genius, don’t ever underestimate him. i doubt we’ll be challenging for the title this season though, unfortunately.

  • Anonymous

    Wenger is Arsenal. Agree, he cant do nothing about West Ham’s coup for the Argentine superstars. Wenger only manage to shock and awe. Remember, he even moans when Campbell signed for Pompey.

    No, I dont mean we have to sign players just for the sake of pleasing the fans, but do buy players because we are lacking experience players. well, given time, I do believe Walcott and Merida will be stars for the club, but definitely not this season. Haven’t Wenger learned anything about last season, we barely get into the Champions League and with Pires, Bergkamp and Campbell already gone, what’ left for us? A resurgent Hoyte? Potential but clearly not good Song?

    But then again, we managed to get to Champions League final last season with 10 clean sheets. Impressive. Let’s see what we can do this year against Van Der Vaart & Co, Vagner Love and of course, former champions, Porto.

  • Anonymous

    HI FELLOW GOONERS,

    I HOPE WE SIGN BAPTISTA. OUR TEAM HAS LOADS OF FINESSE BUT LACKS STRENGTH.

    HE IS DIRECT, SCORES GOALS AND IS A BRUTE.

    A REAL BULLY ESPECIALLY AT AWAY GAMES IS JUST WHAT WE NEED!

    RAY

  • aua

    ive jus heard that pascal cygan might be moving to villereal for £2million YES TWO MILLION BRITISH STERLING POUNDS!!!!! forget tevez and mascherano, that is the best piece of transfer dealing this season!!!

  • ArsenalReview.com

    Yes he has gone! 😀